I was stalking through the night
when I came to most strange sight
I couldn't believe in what I was seeing
In front of me, drunk batman was singing
He said "she loves me!"
Screamed "she wants me!"
But I couldn't really hear him
'Cause I was far away laughing
Drunk Batman came righ after me
Telling was he was gonna beat me
he made me look like a lazy fellow
Cos he made me bite the dust and his elbow
Batman threw me in the ground
Batman kicked me in the balls
Batman vanished in the shadows
In the night, he left.
I know better than make fun of batman
But I can't forget that weird night
A night that I won't remember for very long
A night when a saw batman get drunk.